I guess you can say I'm in a transitional phase again.
Plan is to setup a few stories in the near future about how I got my scar above my left eye.
Fact.
And Fiction.
Fictional accounts done in different formats.
Non-historical.
Fantasy.
Science Fiction.
Cookbook format.
Complete Idiots Guide.

You get the idea.
Should be enough content to tide me over 'til the holiday season rolls around and/or I start dating again.

For now you get this filler post.
A selection from my collection of useless dialogue.

Father, Son, and Mother are sitting at a dinner table probably having dinner or something along those lines.
Maybe it's a siesta an' they're just enjoying each others company while relaxing.
Then again, it's the states.
We don't really have siestas.
But we should.
Why should Kindergarten students be the only ones forced to have a naptime.
But I digress...
Father: You know son, you were probably conceived on the It's a Small World boat ride.
Son: *choking cough* Why would you tell me that?!
Father: I'm not sure why, but reading this article on vertically challenged people auditioning to become Chippendale dancers made me realize how small this world truly is.
Naturally, the song started playing in my head and-
Son: The more I think about it, how would that even be possible?
Mother: You forget son, those were different times were public sex was not only accepted, but encouraged.
Father: Yes. Something about the lil' tikes representing the African nations always got your mother excited.
Mother: Mmm... yes. I get all hot and bothered just thinking about them.
Father: For myself, I was always a fan of that lil' one left all by itself. I always pictured him as a voyeur.
Son: ...and it's conversations like these that remind me of why I don't invite anybody over.
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So yea, Karaoke Entertainer of the Year competition this weekend.
If you'd like to support myself and/or my friends for the Rock category, feel free to drop by our usual spot on Sunday night.
Personally, I'm still undecided on what I want to go with.